Many thanks to rockandrollposters for this excellent submission!
OK… so about an hour ago I did a Google image search for “dire crocodile” and came across a photo of a shirtless lady holding a weird skull. I clicked on that, naturally… and I discover that there is an entire website devoted to pictures of women posing awkwardly and in varying degrees of undress with some weirdo’s dinosaur stuff.
IS THIS REAL LIFE? Some guy named Don is hitting the local clubs and seducing women with dinosaur bubble-bath and a song played on his Pianosaurus. Once within the confines of his “museum” they are then convinced to pose as erotic “tour guides”. Don is a fucking warlock.
Click here if you want to see the website. (Eerily NSFW).
“Don Glut is a fucking warlock.” Absolutely.
(Source: theatheistgirl)






